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humansofnewyork:

"I’m a traffic cop. It’s a job. Somebody’s got to do it. I don’t even represent myself when I’m working. If I was representing myself, I’d let everyone off with a warning. I represent a system. Did I design the system? No. I just enforce it. It’s not for me to decide the system. We elect the people who decide the system. When I write a ticket, everyone tells me a reason that they don’t deserve it. If I gave a warning to everyone with a reason, I wouldn’t give any tickets, and the system wouldn’t work. I don’t get any joy by giving a ticket. And I’m not upset if you beat it in court. It’s not personal. It’s my job."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a traffic cop. It’s a job. Somebody’s got to do it. I don’t even represent myself when I’m working. If I was representing myself, I’d let everyone off with a warning. I represent a system. Did I design the system? No. I just enforce it. It’s not for me to decide the system. We elect the people who decide the system. When I write a ticket, everyone tells me a reason that they don’t deserve it. If I gave a warning to everyone with a reason, I wouldn’t give any tickets, and the system wouldn’t work. I don’t get any joy by giving a ticket. And I’m not upset if you beat it in court. It’s not personal. It’s my job."

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On another occasion, a guy showed up naked at the front door of a female acquaintance and shouted “I’m gonna fuck you in the ass!” He pinned her down on her bed, at which point she began kicking his balls. When he let go of her arms to try to pin her legs, she reached down and started punching his balls. Eventually she got all four limbs into the act, just wailing on his nuts until the signal reached his brain that it would be better to leave.

Finding him was fairly easy; he was the guy who had walked back to his hotel room wearing only a cowboy hat and briefs. After all he did, we still offered to let him put on pants before being hauled off to jail. His response? “Fuck pants.”

5 Things I Learned as a Cop (That Movies Won’t Show You)

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2013: The Year in 365 Pictures
Pictured: Dec. 4, 2013. A general view of the welcoming ceremony of the promotion of new police officers at the Prefecture de police in Paris, France. (Pierre Andrieu—AFP/Getty Images) 
Visit LightBox for updates throughout the month as we complete our 365 gallery, featuring one photograph from each calendar day of the past year selected by TIME’s Senior Photo Editor Phil Bicker.

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2013: The Year in 365 Pictures

Pictured: Dec. 4, 2013. A general view of the welcoming ceremony of the promotion of new police officers at the Prefecture de police in Paris, France. (Pierre Andrieu—AFP/Getty Images)

Visit LightBox for updates throughout the month as we complete our 365 gallery, featuring one photograph from each calendar day of the past year selected by TIME’s Senior Photo Editor Phil Bicker.

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